This Just Came In...

I would like to say that my brother is a freakin idiot! He is so stoopid that if whenever should he ever be presented the award for being the world's most mentally challenged person, he'd be thankful for getting any kind of prize. Yes, that stoopid and I'll tell you why. Judy and I are still students and we both share our cosmetics products and lemme tell you this, it is so not cheap, k? She stored some into small containers which you can get from the drug store when she went for the camp last month. We were trying to squeeze every last bit of a drop we can get our hands on because... like I said... we're poor. OK, we're vain but still poor. You know what our "clever" brother did? He washed the remaining bits away to.... get this..... to store his blardy CONTACTS!!! I know!! ! Can you believe this mother fucker?!?!?!? Don he know that when you purchased any form of contacts, you are automatically given a proper container for your goddam contacts?!?!?!?!?!? There is a reason why you should use the one given by your optician, you dumb fuck. So you wouldn't get an eye infection. I hope that bitch just doesn't coming running to me one day and start screaming "Look what the stoopid contacts did to me eye!!!" And I'll roll my eyes and wonder why am I related to such a moron.