Judy Did Warned Me Not To Watch It

Yup, it's 5:19 a.m. and still not sleeping. Just got off watching this weird ass movie on astro with Bernard and Judy sleeping while we watched. Judy warned us not to watch it cos it's real stoopid. I was intrigued and so was Bern. We wanted to know how dumb it was. Boy were we NOT proven wrong. Wanna know the story? I'll try cut it to the chase... but for the impatient ones... skip this post.

The story started with 5 kids (duh) wanted to spend their vacation in some cabin in some outskirts but stopped by this store to get booze and food. Here's a convo which I think I'd like to share with you ppl.

Kid #1: Wat's this for?

Owner: It's for the fox. Be careful with it.

Kid #2: Wat bout that thing there. (pointing to the rifle)

Owner: Oh that? It's for the niggers.

Ok, back to the story. They reached the cabin, some had sex , some went swimming and the other one shot some poor dude with his BB gun. Oh this dude, he looked real sick and all he wanted was some water but got shot instead. Then the 5 partied on and met another guy who had weed so they got high. Then the weed guy left with his dog. Then the sick dude came knocking on their door asking for help. They freaked out with how sick the poor dude looked and locked him out. The poor dude tried to hot-wired their ride and they got pissed and started to beat the crap outta him first and set him on fire and poor dude ran off... blazing.

Then, get this, the poor dude did died. But he fell into the reservoir which links to the cabin and this girl kept drinking the water. Then she got tired and asked this other guy to sleep next to her. After the nap, the guy woke up horny and started groping her and when his hands went down he felt blood. He (perve) started screaming, she was awaken by the scream, saw the blood and scream. They locked her up in some wood shack. There's this deputy who came patrolling and said he'll send a tow-truck for their car. So everyone started to freak out becos the disease (flesh-eating virus) starting to spread and this one selfish jerk took lotsa booze and left. Leaving only 3 kids now. The BB gun kid drove to town to look for help but scared off the ppl there and they decided to kill him. Back in the cabin, this girl was taking a bathe and kept screaming she was bleeding like crazy. Too much blood, confused, walked out of the cabin but got attacked by the weed guy's dog and died. The dog managed to get into the wood shack and started to chew on the poor girl in there. The perve shot the dog and found the girl was still fucking alive! He then put her out of her misery.

Then BB guy showed up, perve dragged him into the cabin. There were 3 town ppl were looking to kill him. One had a rifle and the others were unarmed. The rifle guy opened the door there sat BB guy shot rifle guy first but he accidentaly shot one of his buddy. Then the perve came out and jabbed a screwdriver into the other guy's ear. Then the perve ran off trying to find the selfish guy. Stumbled upon a cave and found the weed guy died of the disease as well. Ran some more and found the deputy partying with some other kids. Deputy got a call from the sheriff telling him to shot the perve. Then everyone panicked and started to beat the perve. But the perve was quick and started throwing up blood on everyone. He was later thrown off some where into the woods. Then the selfish guy went back to the cabin to check things out and realised he was alive and started crying for joy. But he was shot by the sheriff and his men for thinking he may be infected as well.

Remember the perve got thrown off some where into the woods? Well, he was left by this river bank and some kids from the town came and took the water along with the perve's blood with it to make lemonade. The sheriff bought it and so did his men. Then a big truck drove by with "Down Town Spring Water" on it.

Then 3 black ppl came to the shop. Remember the owner who said the rifle was for the niggers? Here's wat happened. The owner saw the blacks and hurried into the store. The blacks walked in and the owner picked up the rifle and said..

Owner: Here's your rifle, man. Just as I promised.

Black#1: Thanks man. Damn you sure did a fine job.

Owner: Why thank you, mah niiggah!

Then they both hugged.