Reality Check

So I called in a plumber today... my Dad is weird... gave me a diff number but called another plumber to come over tomolo. Oh well..... there is pipeline in my bathroom kept on leaking for dunno how long...

I din know what was wrong... it din occured to me that something was wrong up in the roof. Anyway... when the plumber climbed up my wall into the roof and said "Your ball-cock is broken! You need to get a new one. Is there a hardware store nearby?"

Ball-cock.... hmmm.... sounds kinky... now why in the hell they name it like that??? I'm guessing the ppl in the porn industry would have a brainstorming session and this could happen...

meanwhile in a brainstorming session.... for a porn.... should I say back in the 70s?

Writer #1 : Well? We're running out of ideas.... anything anyone?
Others : No... can't think of any
Writer #1: I don care if it's sleazy... in fact.... I'd prefer it cheesy
Writer #2: Y'know.... yesterday the plumber came over and it turned out that I needed to get a new ball-cock
Writer #1: Hey! That's it!!! We'll do a plumbing scene!
Writer #3: And let's make it wet and all slippery.... that'll look sexy
Writer #1: No, no, no.... no water... our budget doesn't cover that kinda set-up... our back-drops would be ruined!
Writer #2: Yeah! We'd get the plumber entering the scene and said "Did someone called for a plumber? Do you need any pipe to be cleaned, m'am?"
Writer #3: And the girl would say "Yes they need to be cleaned... But I'd rather be cleaning off your pipe instead"
Writer #1: Oh my GOD!!! That is pure genius!!!

Forget about a scenario ever happening to me ok? My plumber wasn't even good-looking let alone sexy... but he did have the roundest butt I've ever did see.... hey! he was bending down... You expect me not to look?

If only all plumbers in the world look like this

*porno music playing at the back