No Surgery Required

Bought meself a new set of lingerie today. For those who don know this, lingerie in this freakin country is expensive. And if it's not, you'll find it in the garbage dump within 3-6 months.

But lucky me, got me a pretty hot one within the range which I find reasonable. I was looking through to see if they have my size but the sales lady took a look at me and gave me a bigger cup size. I told her it was the wrong size. She told me to try anyway.

To my amazement, I filled up the cups. I thought I've gained weight again.. which is true. But.. the under bust size was smaller than usual. Then I realised something, I have magic boobs!

HAHAHAA... I'm just teasing..


It is a known fact that your boobs tend to shrink when you loose weight. Believe me.. I've heard alot of screaming girls complaining how small their boobs are after shedding away the kilos. But I guess, lucky me, my boobs are naturally big. So, I may have lost some weight but my boobs remained the same.

Just think about it.. smaller body.... same boob size... definitely will look bigger, right? AHHAAAA... and who do I have to thank this for? My darling Mommy...



This is such a pointless post.