If I Could...

There are things if I could... I'd change... such as... If I could...

be filthy rich but keep it on a low profile;
born with a talent;
be immune to imbeciles;
be a bird and fly far, far away;
or be a dolphin and swim out in the open sea;
become Totoro;
be a line in a song;
be able to run through walls;
take over the world;
be related to the guy who discovered electricity;
or better yet, related the guy who prints money;
become a disease and kill whom I despise and lastly;
born as a BOY!