All Becos She's Single

I was listening to the radio and these two monkeys were discussing about a rumour on Oprah with a high chance of probability being a LESBIAN just because she's still single! I was stunned!

They went on discussing about her being successful and she'd come clean if she were a lez. Then they went on saying bout her good relationship with her best friend, Gayle King. Then they went on stating that she is 52 now and still single... then the guy went "Hmmmm..."

Wat idiots! Being single, doesn't make you a lesbian. Wat.. a girl who chooses not to tie the knot doesn't mean she's probably into taco to sausage.