Company trip and it involves stripping... strip right down to the state where you'll be quite embarrassed to be in with other male colleagues you're working with side by side... day in day out... and not to mention both your male bosses will be there as well.
But I'm not worried... for all I know, there are ample of bouncing beauties who are willing to strut around with their assets on the warm sandy beach. But nonetheless, I need to look decent... for I am, rather vain for a girl who doesn't give a shit about shit. But my vanity is nothing and I do mean nothing compared to my brother.
Trust me, you don wanna know.Anyway, went to hunt for a new swim wear and Bryan insisted that I get a bikini... and therefore, a short convo took place and it went like this..
Me : Get a two-piece? Are you nuts?Him : Why not?Me : If I were to go to some beach on my own with no one I knew would be there, I would wear it out in public... but we're talking about 38 of US here.Him : Get a bikini. Swimsuits is just too old-school. It's like a Form 4 boy still wearing shorts to school. It's not wrong but it doesn't look right. You gotta get with the time.Me : But... but... I've never worn a bikini before. I don wan ppl to scream. I can scared ppl for life.Alright.. that din happen... but I think that might happen if ppl who knew me see me wearing a 2 piece...
Oh ladies, a caution if you ever wanna go bikini shopping with your bf...
One, you'll be NAKED! That's the only way you get to try on a swimsuit anyways.
Two, your guy is horny regardless how innocent or pure you think your guy is. News Flash babe, all men are fucking horny.
Three, men are impatient little buggers.
Last, make sure you and your guy had a small talk on the proper etiquette when going for bikini hunting.
Becos....
I wanted Bryan to see the bikini, so I made him wait just outside of my changing room. The door was merely a curtain. I had my top on but I was trying to put on my lower part but I slipped and cried "Oh!". Bryan thought I said "Alright honey, come and see what I've got" and without asking first, he yanked the curtain right open and there I was.... naked waist bottom... I screamed
"What the hell??!?!?!"
It took him a second to realise what was going on cos I saw his eyes wide open gawking down on me... and I swear, ladies... it may seem like a second... it was hell too long... Fuck shit
No one was trying suits beside me so no bfs luring outside the changing room... fucking lucky me