When Barney Gets Mad

What do you get when the purple dinasaur gets mad?

A movie marathon of Jurassic Park I, II and III....

The moment I woke up and had my branch... me and Kenneth sat in front of the tv and din move. He got up and left during the middle of the second one for work but I continued my movie marathon... all by myself...

I remember watching Jurassic Park in the cinema with my Dad and sis back in 1993.... I was amazed with the cinematography back then... the dinasaurs felt real... the interactions with the characters felt so damn real... I remembered wondering to myself "How did they do this?". But last week as I watched it again after many, many years on Astro... I could see the flaws.... the mistakes.... the imperfection.... but for a movie of its time back then... it was truly awesome....

Perhaps 10 years from now... I may look back into today's movies and find flaws in it as well... it's not a negative thought really... it shows that we can produce better quality movies... unlike those horrible ones showing on Astro like "Python vs Boa" or "Komodo vs Snake".... the only attraction I can find in shows like this are the girls with damn big boobs.... but they don look pretty.... so lemme scratch the pretty girls off the list....

Shows I can't wait to watch.... Ghost Rider and Transformer.... and Spidey 3

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On a totally diff subject... I'm getting a new couch... I personally went to hand-pick and bought this new set with Bryan the other day... my current 2 yr old couch, personally hand-picked by my Dad is balding as we speak... never occured to him that we have a dog in the house and the material was bad to begin with... the colour din match at all with the living room.... it was burgundy... nuff said...

I was lucky to get a good deal out of this couch I saw... for a 2 and 3 seaters... I got it below RM900.... and I chose dark brown... but I can only get it in 2 weeks time... I wondered how am I to deal with the old couch... then my Dad told me that Grandma wants it.... ok.... I guess old people really don't like throwing stuff away..

The sad thing is... the movers just came and took the couch away... now my living room is empty... and for 2 weeks... I'll be sitting on the floor watching tv.... hmm.... I think I shall pretend to be a Jap for the next 2 weeks.... just for fun

Reality Check

So I called in a plumber today... my Dad is weird... gave me a diff number but called another plumber to come over tomolo. Oh well..... there is pipeline in my bathroom kept on leaking for dunno how long...

I din know what was wrong... it din occured to me that something was wrong up in the roof. Anyway... when the plumber climbed up my wall into the roof and said "Your ball-cock is broken! You need to get a new one. Is there a hardware store nearby?"

Ball-cock.... hmmm.... sounds kinky... now why in the hell they name it like that??? I'm guessing the ppl in the porn industry would have a brainstorming session and this could happen...

meanwhile in a brainstorming session.... for a porn.... should I say back in the 70s?

Writer #1 : Well? We're running out of ideas.... anything anyone?
Others : No... can't think of any
Writer #1: I don care if it's sleazy... in fact.... I'd prefer it cheesy
Writer #2: Y'know.... yesterday the plumber came over and it turned out that I needed to get a new ball-cock
Writer #1: Hey! That's it!!! We'll do a plumbing scene!
Writer #3: And let's make it wet and all slippery.... that'll look sexy
Writer #1: No, no, no.... no water... our budget doesn't cover that kinda set-up... our back-drops would be ruined!
Writer #2: Yeah! We'd get the plumber entering the scene and said "Did someone called for a plumber? Do you need any pipe to be cleaned, m'am?"
Writer #3: And the girl would say "Yes they need to be cleaned... But I'd rather be cleaning off your pipe instead"
Writer #1: Oh my GOD!!! That is pure genius!!!

Forget about a scenario ever happening to me ok? My plumber wasn't even good-looking let alone sexy... but he did have the roundest butt I've ever did see.... hey! he was bending down... You expect me not to look?

If only all plumbers in the world look like this

*porno music playing at the back

Merry Christmas To You All

So far it has been a wonderful Christmas... I met up with Sue on Saturday and we had a lovely time catching up on stuff... couldn't believe that it has already been a year since we last met. She took me to a love place called "alexis" in Bangsar and we both loved the place... thanks Nicole

The on Christmas Eve I had dinner and BBQ session over at Junko's. She truly is a good cook.... simple recipe but extremely delicious meals. I have yet to try the recipe she taught me for like over a year ago...

Oh... this is the pic of baby Riyo... notty baby refused to stay still for my photo session.... oh well... babies will always be babies... especially boys...

And today... I spent Christmas day with Bryan... who sort of came back to KL only this morning.... like 6 am.... bought me a bag... awww..... his parents got me a lovely Christmas gift... AWWWWWWW....

Anyway... I have a Christmas wish this year and it's for Junko's Grandma. I wish she'd get well soon and hopefully I can visit her again.... 京都　お祖母ちゃん...　お大事に

HARK! The Herald Angels Sing

Yup, before I knew it, Christmas is just around the corner... I've done my Christmas shopping... bought my cards and wrappers....

But what if I'm not up for it this year? I used to be so happy wrapping away my lovely gifts.... drawing silly stuff on the cards.... but not this year....

My love for Christmas songs this year as well.....

ええと、　どうしてかんな...　だって、あたしはクリスマスが大好きじゃないの？　本当に変だと思うよ。どうしたらいいよ、みんな?!?!

Should Have Taken The Damn Train

Supposed to get up by 9 but my lazy ass refuse to leave the bed till it was half past ten. Then the thought of being stuck in the jam managed to drag me out of my comfy bed.

True enuff, there was a slight jam and I had to pay for another highway to get to town... you'd think at 11:30 am there wouldn't be a jam... I was wrong...

But I managed to park and did my Christmas shopping and bought 2 lovely dresses but now wat I need are shoes... hmm...

By the time I was done... I realised that it was 3:30 and I was happy... but the sky was getting cloudy... I hurried home but I was shocked to see the jam forming as I walked back to my car... it even jammed on the way out!



* Horrible scenarios to be in when in town

- to be stuck in a jam
- to be stuck in a jam in an unfamiliar place
- to be stuck in a jam in an unfamiliar place in the rain
- to miss the turning
- to miss 3 DAMN turnings

Nope... I din take this pic but it is a jam on Jln Tun Razak and on a rainy day....

I kept wishing that I should have took the damn train instead the more I sat in my car. This bumper to bumper business is sure a pain the damn rear end...

Oh... got a pic to share with you all... was looking at the window display of a toy shop.... was disgusted with it.... who would buy such a thing la!!!

Weird vs Wah Lau!

Wanna play a game? Spot which is which... and yes... your reaction will be just as the above mentioned.

Door #1 vs Door #2

Substitution

Whoever said that chocolate can substitute love is in denial.

Whoever said that chocolate can substitute sex is a moron.